tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548685739053313697.post8833275098000731334..comments2012-05-02T07:50:37.046-05:00Comments on Frothing Authors: William Maltese - Starship Intercourse 3Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02020306458360249894noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548685739053313697.post-4704174014860928092009-04-23T02:19:00.000-05:002009-04-23T02:19:00.000-05:00Wrong! It's now ten-thousand-five-hundred-and-nine...Wrong! It's now ten-thousand-five-hundred-and-ninety-five times. One this past weekend rescinded and instead called me "get the fuck outta my house" or some-such. Can't remember... too drunk. <br /><br />Anywhose. Didn't somebody tell you we stopped using Crisco several years ago? Now it's Canola Oil. You'll have to join us again, William. It's been way too long (which leads us back to the phallic intruder business). <br /><br />JasperJasper McCutcheonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18323874973805704795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548685739053313697.post-68247973795373360582009-04-23T01:21:00.000-05:002009-04-23T01:21:00.000-05:00Hey, Jasper. You've been called the phallic intrud...Hey, Jasper. You've been called the phallic intruder ten-thousand-five-hundred-and-ninety-six times. As for lube, everyone knows your dick leaks enough of the natural pre-cum so that you usually don't need tube-lube even for that monster tool of yours. I always look forward to joining you and the other guys and gals on those Crisco-slicked rubber sheets. --My best to your nephew. --William.williammaltesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06384608635300530782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548685739053313697.post-80153380560998415742009-04-21T23:59:00.000-05:002009-04-21T23:59:00.000-05:00Hey, Maltese! Do you know how many times I've been...Hey, Maltese! Do you know how many times I've been called the phallic intruder? How many requests I've received to bring lube with me when I come over? <br /><br />It ain't easy carrying around this burden with me all the time. Then again, it's never lonely, either. <br /><br />Your pal,<br />Jasper McCutcheonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com