Who says authors must be competitive with their fellow authors? Jasper's my uncle, and we frequently stroke one another for support. So great is our mutual admiration, we've decided to air it out in public.
We plan to periodically invite some of our erotic fiction author "friends" so one or the other of us can layer them with our adulation. See if they can take it. Might even open it up for them to invite some of their contemporaries to do battle. See which of them can better dispense with the ooey-gooey mush.
It's the dawn of a new age, one of bi-partisan cooperation and respect. Could bring tears. Could bring hugs and copulations. Could inspire new stories. Best of all, we will leave comments from the public wide open. Say what you will, fans of our writing, because once we've coated ourselves with the armor of adoration, what could you possibly say to hurt our feelings?